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Friday, July 26, 2013

Breaking News.

I had a nice big blog post for you today, especially since I'm attempting to take on the 7 Posts in 7 Days Challenge, but unfortunately my husband was stung by about a dozen bees and it changed the dynamics of our evening.
Don't worry, he's okay.
He was clearing a path to our air conditioning unit alongside our house so that the AC tune-up guy wouldn't have to get slapped in the face by a bunch of 12 foot weeds tomorrow afternoon.
 He ticked off a bunch of bees, and they went nuts on him.
I hope the roid ragers out there will take the following advice: if you really want to look more muscular, there are better options out there. Everyone else will tell you to excercise, and that's just fine and dandy... but if it's lightening fast results that you seek, look no further than your local beehive.
Try to cut one up with a pair of kitchen shears and see how fast you swell up!
 I garuntee you will look like the Incredible Hulk within 5 minutes.
Sort of like the Incredible Hulk.
Dan: Why doesn't my good arm have a hand at the end of it???
Never a dull moment.
I'll try blogging again tomorrow.

1 comment:

  1. Sorry this comes a little late to help your poor hubby, but if you put the inside of a banana peel on a bee sting it draws out the poison. My hubby had a bee sting that was over a day old when I cam across this tidbit. I worked like magic! If you don't have banana peel you can chew up a plantain leaf and it does the same thing.

    So happy I've found your blog! You've been added to my bookmarked pages.

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