Housekeeping Notes

First off, I'd like to give a nice big Mama H hug to my new visitors and followers! And of course to Dwija and Ana for putting my blog on blast and showing me some love:) Thank you, ladies. Straight up, you da bomb.
I was dying to put up a new post yesterday, but my vocation shut that down with the quickness.

Oh, you think you're gonna blog today, huh?


 

Nuh-uh honey. That ain't happenin.

Btw, we call her Mrs. Pigglesworth now. So wrong that it's right.
Some of you mentioned in the comments that you like my homeschooling room and you seemed rather impressed with it.
Pfft that's nothin. Allow me to share with you my amazing homeschooling desk, or what I like to call "My Command Center":

hoarder's coffe table

 BLAM!!! Take THAT, PINTEREST!!!Pretty freakin impressive, eh? shhh, I know. mama know. All the bells n whistles, baby. Just like Star Trek. See what mama do here is, she sit down in her chair and yell commands. Thass why we calls it a "Command Center". You see what ah'm sayin???
 Whenever people get impressed with something I've done, I feel an overwhelming need to show them something less than impressive. What is this about?? I don't know if it's a fear I have of coming across as unrelatable or if I just like shooting myself in the foot, but I feel like I need to show you something that will make you say "Oh damn." So if that happened, just know we're on the right track.
Next order of bussiness.
Besides praying for this guy today, I will be performing a surgery.
Yeah you heard that right.
See Mr Snowman had an...incident.

NURSE!!!!!

Totally looks like he's saying a curse word. You know which one.

Girl I don't know either. One day he had a nose, the next day he was lookin like Michael Jackson with a scarf around his neck.
There's only one answer to this crisis: reconstructive nose surgery.
Please pray for this endeavor. May my hands be steady and my mind be sharp. May thy glue gun not short out on me and perform crappily. May thy (thou? thouest??) nose be firm and sturdy, never to be lost to the nether regions of the kitchen floor, ever again. May it suit him and make him look intelligent, not homely or miserly in any way.
Amen.
I will report back asap and let you know the results of the procedure;)